In an attempt to silence and prevent 45 from campaigning, another democratic DA has chosen to indict The Orange Man on “trumped” up charges in order to advance her/his/its/their (hopefully all pronouns covered! – more on pronoun madness in another post) political career.

Here’s a list of charges that were left out:

• Tearing a tag off a mattress
• Getting on a 10 item express line with 12 items
• Not properly sorting recycling,
• Driving one mile above the speed limit
• Wearing white slacks after Labor Day
• Using the wrong fork at dinner
• Breathing!!!!!

Be careful! Any of us could be next!

D